My friend realized THIS YEAR that this song is about dancing with a lady and getting a boner. The first part of the song literally goes “I wonder if she could tell I’m hard right now, hmmm”. GURL...

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Off topic because its not groping or grinding, but I typically wear my headphones on the bus or Metro, whether I am listening to something or not, because I don’t want people to talk to me. Some dude sat next to me and tugged my earbud OUT OF MY EAR to talk to me. Like, not gestured to my ears and mouthed something at…

That reminds me of middle school, when people were like “you only have big boobs if you can hold a pencil under them!!!!” I got my boobs early, so I was like “shit bitch give me that pencil CASE and watch this!!”

totes hot, specially if you ate them after

When I was a young kid (not that young actually, but we’re going with young) I used to get all my money changed to quarters and carry it around in a money pouch and pretend I was rich and also in the middle ages or something.
This is not relevant to your story but I thought I would share.

The other day I noticed a bunch of Oreo crumbs had accumulated in my collarbones while I was eating in bed laying down. Sexy y/n?

I mean I have vaguely sexual fantasies related to rubbing quarters all over my body but that’s because I never have any and I like to park my car and wash my clothes sometimes so quarters are, like, v. desirable to me.

What I’m saying is this challenge gets me off but like in a way that feels empty and sad after. When…

Preach!

bitch in the striped tank top is defs cheating

You know what would make me forgive GQ for this? If they shot an identical version with Taylor Kitsch straddling Colin Ferrell.

She’s not wrong, but I’m not sure I give a shit about Whoopi Goldberg says about this. She routinely says unbelievably offensive things on the View.

Fox isn’t the only media corp with shit in their teeth:

Exactly.

Her character is boring and badly acted, but she’s nice to look at sooooooo

Yes, how do we know this wasn’t about race but about religion, hmmmm?

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

So many tears of joy watching all of those women get to feel like humans again. Even for a short time.

in fairness, is it even possible to not be attracted to ruby rose