That’s why I occasionally drive by and throw trash in the yard of the guy who works the night-shift at my corner gas station. “Fuck you, Roger! Why my gas and smokes still so spendy?”

I met him a few times in Toronto and he was roughly... I want to say 5’5” with brown eyes, smile like the sunrise. But in all seriousness, 5’6” at the very tallest.

Does it matter?

he’s tall ENOUGH. *WINK*

Why, its almost like consent is this fairly nebulous thing that is highly dependent on things like context in which it is asked for and/or given and the relationship you have with the person(s) you're seeking consent from!

I think you make an amazing point, which is that people tend to treat adoption like it’s sort of the dregs of having children - “Oh, nothing else worked for you and you’re a complete failure? I guess it’s ADOPTION time”. It’s a subtle reinforcement that adoption and adopted families are lesser, not the same, what…

“It is really messed up that Scalia is allowed to vote on abortion cases”

The GOP has never been fiscally conservative anyway, that’s a myth. They support policies that let you save money on the short term but then cost a lot more money on the long term. Voting GOP for fiscal reason is the equivalent of building your house with shoddy materials to save money, and then having to pay to…

Typical of the birthing cult republidiots... focus solely on making sure babies are born, but then doing nothing to help the currently born with things like eating regularly, having a home, clothing, and access to decent education.

Yeah, this whole spate of laws aimed “educating” women about what’s going on in their bodies really pisses me off. Women know that pregnancy means that a fetus is growing inside a uterus and will come out as a baby in about nine months. The whole point of an abortion is to stop that process. If we didn’t know that, we…

“Oh, wait, THAT’S what an abortion is? I thought it was a maintenance procedure, like getting your car detailed.”

Has anyone in the history of ever tried to get an abortion without the knowledge that a growing fetus was inside her? Probs not, fuckstick conservative assbags.

Honestly, I really need to know why the Conservative Right is so fucking obsessed with the contents of my vagina.

A federal appeals court already declared that the law was unconstitutional because it violates the doctor’s free speech rights.

“Useless fucking paper clip”: best description of a human I’ve ever read. MORE STORIES, LINDSEY.

But the problem is: If you’re that much of an asshole, you’re not going to be self aware enough to know you’re the giant flaming mega-douche that you actually are. You think you’re awesome, and the world around you is filled with sniveling peons.

I'd love a week of only hotel / movie theatre stories. I can only imagine what those poor souls have to put up with in a daily basis...

Ugh. Long fingernails are the worst for that.

That is out of left field... but I laughed...

I cannot wait for 4-D or Red-ray disc or whatever new tech to come along so that George Lucas (aka the man pissing on my childhood memories to make more money) re-re-release the double trilogy.