im gonna need that lion, not to be seduced though, its just so cute

i will always rue the fact that i did not have my children make me wealthy while they were young and impressionable. 

Many people underestimate romancelandia

is he not allowed to actually say the word pussy on his own show?

I’d rather just point at him to denounce the whole anti vaccination thing he and the wife agree upon.

how in the world did this writer find out about this article to begin with?

i just won this book in a contest. i cant wait to try some of the recipes

can he be pardoned by the prez if convicted?

omg please stop saying he writes romance

what do you mean by Josephine wasnt romance-able? she certainly is, doing the sword fight as a dwarf is awesome

Wait, he was known to be doing this and still was able to kill a woman in the back of his car?

my exact thought when i started playing was omg, they fridged her! 

Well, he did make her jump up and run after giving birth, so it seems legit that its her fault.

Apparently I wasn’t the only one who’s first thought was Hope Hicks.

bless her heart - the olds are attacking!!

I am mightily confused over this rush of admiration for a cult leader who commanded people to kill.

loved the shout out to smart bitches and dear author, i love those sites!!

I absolutely agree. I dont think he understands why any money needs to go to PR.

i freaking live on death wish coffee, without it - i’d never make it into work. i hate the taste of any coffee, but this one actually doesnt taste too bad.

ah so you live near me. i dont feel like there is much else i can do either