THIS. I live in Chicago and all the cute shoes are suede or partially suede. Am I seriously supposed to look at the weather to figure out if I can wear these protective foot coverings? Are all of our shoes secretly designed in LA where humans don’t see rain?

I just went there and to Jcrew and could not find work pants that covered my ankles. It was either Leslie Knope style bootcut or ankle grazing pedal pushers. I was so confused. Luckily I can wear jeans to work.

I saw somebody with the cardigan robe recently and whispered, “no, not this again”