Oh, I bet we can do good and still make SOME fun of each other.

what happened to trucks that aren’t so front heavy? Why do they need to be 80% bumper grill and headlights by mass?

Better parent considerations:

You can delete the “video of the terror attack”... It’s the one from Domodenovo in Russia in 2011... Come on, really... You guys really have to stop jumping on the first video titled “Brussels attacks” uploaded 2 hours ago and declare it “true” because after all, you found it from some random source on the internet.

I love repo stories. And this is a good one.

When I sold Hummers, and the H2 was popular (for that 22 month period in time) we had a resident alien (it’s important) customer come in, put a down payment for $25k on a truck, go through the paperwork and drive home, across state lines.

Needs more flames.

HARUMPH GRUMPF THIS IS WHY I DON’T VALET LOOK AT ME I’M SUCH A RESPONSIBLE PERSON UNLIKE THIS GENTLEMAN HARUMPH I GUESS YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU HAD VALET MODE AM I RIGHT BUDDY?!?!

Even better: Cargo van with a truck bed.

Perfection. The VW mechanic’s uniform, the cardboard labeled cheat box and the commentary “Mr. Müller says it’s okay as long as no one finds out.”

Cadillac never did well with the J.

Sure...

Because it’s an old, tired joke and frankly not funny anymore.

Saw headline, Woke?

No.

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

Good timing, Ford. You may have just won back a customer.

Boo this car!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t he just demonstrating the ability of the ECU to adjust the DBW throttle opening to prevent the car from stalling?