Ken has Terrible Luck with Bland Cars

iamkensimon

3/21/16

Ehhhhh, Corolla wagon.

3/21/16

There were automatic transmissions offered in the XRS for 2003 only. After that, 6-speed only.

3/17/16

That you have to give up on a fun car when you have a family is a lie.

2/12/16

Not a good one.

2/12/16

.NOTAGOODONE

2/12/16

.GIF

2/9/16

*ahem*

2/3/16

Don’t worry. I also put dead stink bugs in my Toyota Matrix’s tail lights.

2/2/16

You caught me.

2/1/16

I was gonna say... please tell me texas has a law about brandishing a firearm. I know virginia does.

1/29/16

1/29/16

22R-E > 3VZ-E. Always.

1/28/16

I use to work at a harbor freight. Coming in to that smell EVERY.SINGLE.MORNING. ....it got nauseating.

1/28/16

Why are you asking me?

1/27/16

You’re telling me this because...?

1/27/16

Headlights go up. Headlights go down.

1/26/16

I will be EXTREMELY disappointed if they don’t choose this color.

1/26/16

Insider info on Oppo says the camo won’t make it to the production kit.

1/13/16

INB4 Genocide.

1/4/16

Poor 993. :( At least you’re okay.