tl;dr: Get out of the car and OFF OF THE TRACKS BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE TRAINS GO. Ya stoopid.

....okay?

I should really look into the issues that some people have with them. I always go back and forth on whether or not I prefer a manual or DSG.

Oh hush. The DSG is a perfectly good gearbox for the GTI.

Oh hush. The DSG is a perfectly good gearbox for the GTI.

My parents first new car after they got married was also a 92 XLT in that shade of green.

For sure. Maybe I just notice them since my girlfriend's brother drives one.

I see a whole bunch of these. I'm in Lynchburg, VA.

Never have I had so much want in my entire life.

That's a GT-Four front end. Not sure if that's a real GT-Four or not though.

What an awesome guy. I like BMWs too, so I think I'd get along with him. One of my best friends has a 1985 635CSi. They're neat cars. Sadly, it has the not-so-lovely US bumpers and an automatic transmission. Luckily he found a manual transmission from an 83 533i as well as an LSD. Just need to swap them in.

Heh. Subtle joke is subtle.

Your dad is a Porsche geek? Can we trade dads?

Acceptable. Carry on my good sir.

I'll assume you meant 1960s since the 911 wasn't really a thing until 1964. But eh. I nit pick.

I'm not amused.

Nope. SR5 has always been a trim line. It's just a 'Toyota Pickup'.

I thought I was supposed to beat the salesman with a surge protector until he tells me the truth about the HVAC system. I must have misunderstood something.

What gen and trim of Matrix? I have an 06 XR auto FWD slushbox.

It's all cool, man. I found it humorous that we worded it the same way too. Haha.