Games played per season/tears shed every night before bed/sexual encounters? 

This was the most boring, coolest-sounding thing to watch. 

You could have banned everyone 10x faster if you had taken the Loop instead of the bus. 

Lol. At what point will you stop defending this stupid shit? He built a Tesla-only, bumpy tunnel with $10M and over two years. Give me that much money and I’ll do it, too. 

Am I the only one who considers this less impressive for Butler?

I typed out THREE long-winded responses about how the Raiders are actually better than what people think before realizing how sad and wrong I am. This team is a dumpster fire and I pray to god they just tank the rest of the season so I can watch them draft 3 total morons in the first round next year.

Trade Derek Carr…

Bitter Timberwolves fan here to remind Lauri that his team won 27 games last year. 

Didn’t think I’d ever say this to a Deadspin’er, but you clearly need to be on the internet more if you haven’t heard of ‘short king’ yet.

Full disclosure: I’m a short king. But do we really think this is witty or news-worthy? Like why is this cool but fat-shaming isn’t? 

Ugh c’mon, let’s pick our battles here. He’s awful, terrible, and I despise him. But him “looking the other way” regarding a personal opinion due to personal financial interest is not “literal corruption”. We keep up with this bullshit and muddy the waters of the real indictment. 

“The suit also details Mitich’s harrowing experience during the shooting on Sunday, describing how, while fleeing the scene, he felt pain in his back and leg.” - Does this mean he was shot? Or he just felt pain? I’m confused. 

Do you mind elaborating? Thanks!

“This is the worst take.” - thanks for warning us before you proceeded with it.

Had this same discussion last night after the Rockets disposed of the Jazz. I’m a Wolves fan, discussion being had with a Jazz fan (yes, there’s obvious bias). But the Rockets are absolutely PAINFUL to watch. Harden is an iso-flopping genius who I hate, CP3 is a child, PJ Tucker is somehow more offensive to me than…

What a shitty response. The +/- (which is also in the box score), as stated by others already, requires context to fully understand and often does not tell a full story. Embiid was the only starter (and one of three) Sixers last game to have a positive +/-. The team has lost by an average of 8 points against the…

I was so confused while this happened, I googled “Reggie Rose” to see if that was somehow Derrick’s real name. Turns out Reggie Rose does exist and is Derrick’s brother! So I figured Harlan was somehow incredibly confused.

Then I heard him say Reggie Harden and I knew he was having a stroke.

How does one “quite literally” catch his or her breath?

Ok give them the two retroactively then. Let the records show Cavs only won by 1, not 3. Phew, settled!

Sorry, but what are you considering as root cause to this problem statement (assuming problem is: not enough women on RapCaviar). Are you suggesting that Spotify does NOT use data and instead operates under a thinly-veiled sexist motive? Why would they do that?

Assuming you do believe that Spotify does use the data…

Preface this by saying I’m not a Sixers fan, but I wish I was (Timberwolves fan). But Fultz nearly had a double double in only 14 min of play and actually played really well. I’m genuinely happy for the kid and hope maybe he can stop being (poorly) used as a punch line.