I respect you for playing as the Timberwolves. Unless you’re playing against them, in which case you have no respect from me.

I’m only here for more posts from TheSometimesWhy.

The game is Saturday, not tonight, but you're still a firework.

You're wonderful.

I am a Raiders fan. As they took the lead 10-6, I made a bet with my friend that they would lose by at least 30.

Pretty worthless article here, Tim. Although, I'm fairly certain you know what you were doing when you accused Jeter of being one of the worst players in baseball. Not even this year, his twentieth year in the league, is he even one of the worst shortstops. He has a career BA over .300 and has won 5 gold gloves at…

I love the Greek Freak as much as the next guy, but we can all agree that "Two Dribbles" was basically "Two Carries", right? I'm just a bitter 5'5" guy, ok?

I'm pretty sure the ping pong ball was sent to Philly along with Shved and Moute?

You see all the angles!

You see all the angles!

Good god, you're insane.

I'm not sure how this isn't top comment.

I'm not the only one who isn't impressed by this....right? RIGHT?

Just a small sample of the extreme talent factory that is the Oakland Raiders.

To be fair, Michael Landsberg being a drag queen isn't exactly a "sexy" topic, either.

4) What is a "mustache male model"?

And Kuhn...? I don't understand these captains.

Can I just make the obvious "pornstar name" joke?

You are perfect. +1

You, sir, are wonderful.