Thank you for this.

It’s been a damn hard day for me too. Went to work just mad and sulky with no fucks to be given anywhere.

To your point about “good people with guns save bad people with guns,” one of the got damn performers at the event noted that his crew was legally licensed to carry, and even THEY realized that in the moment, they…

Just gonna drop this here and then go finish my rage stroke

If you want the Costco cigarette availability conspiracy theory you’re gonna have to talk to my dad. Nothing strikes terror in the heart of man like a hirsute arab with a cart full of toiletpaper and milk shouting about the supply and demand economics of Dunhill cigarettes.

Oh, shorten it. Nothing will be done. This country looked at a pile of dead children in Sandy Hook and couldn’t be bothered to do a damn thing about it.

This man doesn’t hate himself.

She’s not my cup of tea, but I gather she has a certain kind of sexiness combined with a bit of an I-give-no-shits demeanor. She’s very sexy in Matchpoint:

And some of Donald Trump’s views on Christianity, honestly, is what caused me to vote for him.

She always makes me think of the Sharon Stone character in Total Recall.

Kristaps certainly has a lot of water to carry for the organization but judging by his off-season workout regimen he looks up to the task.

Also please stop taking cats out for walks. It’s super weird and there’s like this cat harness and it all just seems like a lot of hassle.

The other day I was listening to my co-workers talk about how they should be allowed to bring their dogs to work with them. I don’t even need ANOTHER reason to quit, but the hell I would raise!

I don’t trust anyone that anthropomorphises their pets (“It’s my baby!” regarding your chihuahua), or cares about animals more than humans.

In a fucked up way, hiring a Black person that dumb is a sign of equality. They never let Black people that dumb get a come-up!

Quick answer, Google.

And don’t forget 5o releases a sex tape of a woman of his rival (Rick Ross) without her permission, got sued, lost , then claimed bankruptcy so he wouldn’t have to pay.

Grace and Frankie does this older, better, and funnier.

I’ve seen the first one a few times, it’s alright for a Saturday afternoon when there’s nothing else on TV.

Even in Midwestern Trump-curious, Kaepernick-hating, Duck Dynasty land, the Democrats aren’t listening. Not to local Dems anyway.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?