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Wait no, really... I kept hearing shit like “black people are not impressed by Bernie Sanders” and I was like “literally every single black person I know is voting for Bernie Sanders. Literally every single one.”

I die everytime I see this sketch because my bug fuck crazy Conservative, Evangelical with an MD but still somehow doesn’t believe in evolution Uncle has that exact. Same. Outfit.

When you throw a solid punch, you’re supposed to connect with the knuckles of the index and middle fingers for maximum damage; including backhand swings.

And they are the two worst Bonds.

Naw. That was Ricky Conlon, a character played by Tony Bellew, a real-life boxer.

6. We’ve seen this “fight” before.

Yep, it’s called indexing. If you don’t really know how to fight but have to, grabbing your opponent with one hand and just throwing the same punch (I’d recommend a jab) repeatedly is a pretty good way to go. If you’re not trained and full of adrenaline, it is remarkably hard to land a punch, this improves your odds.…

While I don’t think a boycott will work because NFL fans (and really I think first world consumers as a whole, not even just Americans) simply don’t have the stomach for boycotting their favorite things, I’ve wondered if those contracts don’t include some outs if NFL popularity catastrophically collapses.

Here’s the funny thing: I have twice observed this situation with people I casually knew, and heard the outcome from others: guy proposes open relationship, girl reluctantly goes along with it so not to lose him.

My guess is that they are already in an open relationship and have been for some time, he is just now letting her know.

People post Lost pet flyers in my neighborhood all the time and it cracks me up how the pic is usually the animal looking miserable. I always think — that creature isn’t lost.

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”

Why can’t we keep the military the way it was when Donald Trump served?

I have a theory that 75% of yelp complaints (and whereever)about restaurants can be solved on the spot. 20% are complaints nothing to do with food, for example a BYOB place getting complaints about not having beer in stock, or perhaps being “too sunny” (this is a legit 1 star rating on my fave places, woman was…

Jesus Christ, these bitches have way too much money to be sueing each other over mean Facebook comments.

I agree with you on the first part. The second... I went to 11 years of boys schools and I don’t think it was a net positive for the way my peers and myself learned to interact with girls during our youth. Like I feel we all came out of it with budding Madonna/Whore complexes. But maybe that has more to do with the…

Her hair color is really bad for her skintone. If she were more a buttery blonde with some lowlights and it was softer, she’d look younger. Also her makeup is very bad. She looks cakey-powdery. If she wore sheer makeup and had dewy skin and was more natural looking, she’d look more her age. I also think the way she…

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.