It really didn’t make any difference knowing any of it because there weren’t major red flags I was throwing up, just that I wasn’t quite their type. I couldn’t do anything about that and so for the past few years I’ve just operated with, “you’re not interested? Gotcha. Best of luck to you.”

I know! My positive side thinks maybe he is helping Yemeni farmers (side note, Yemeni coffee is the bomb) but given everything else he said likely he is taking advantage of a war torn country.

So, message to my fellow men: This behavior is a huge sign of immaturity.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

“I’m the founder of a start-up focused on the coffee market in Yemen; that’s my No. 1 priority”

Chipotle burrito taken to its natural, digested conclusion. I laughed out loud and scared the dog and the husband. This may be the best one yet.

Whenever I hear someone go , “But why now? Why all these women now?” Let me use my experience and simple rational logic to explain WHY NOW.

Saw Title.

Do you want your survival at sea to depend on a British V12?

Michelle Obama is basically a real world Tami Taylor. I just want her to give me life advice, inspire me to do better, and have a glass of wine with me a few times a week.

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

I believe it’s pronounced “hella.”

I’m getting impatient waiting for that invention where you can punch someone over the internet.

1. I don’t equate Black male sexuality with Black male dick. Black males are OVERLY sexualized in media with the oft used “playa” trope. Black males are practically never shown as having a dry spell, focussed on work or something else meaningful, asexual or celibate. No, they always are fucking someone, about to…

It really can’t be understated how much American racism involves discomfort and obsession with black penises. From their being a constant target in lynchings (castrated and kept as keepsakes) to the protection of white women as potential targets of black men to white men’s discomfort with engaging in relationships…

Still can’t believe they didn’t call that dogshit John Cusack-Edgar Allan Poe film That’s So Raven

Seconded. Sure, we all loved her takedown of Newt, but it was like seeing Alien vs. Predator. No matter which one wins, it was going to immediately turn and attack you next.

All my friends are gonna die? =(

I can’t wait to see this. I watched all the clips of I could of him and Viola online at the time of their 2010 performance. FYI this is just the beginning as Denzel’s goal is to put all 10 of August Wilson plays on film in partnership with HBO:

“Likin’ your black ass wasn’t part of the bargain!”