Just another day at government motors

You keep saying the ebrake failed.... Can I coat you in oil, set you on fire, and see how well you function after that?

Shitters full

So people can figure out that bmw and mercedes bullshit shifter and not this?

Doesn’t matter, something else on the car will fuck up before the wheels even get a chance to fail

Toyota drivers

Dad? No but seriously this happened to my dad probably.around 2005. Mts tower speakers he paid 100 bucks for. Were supposed to retail at 800

Reason number 336 why toyota and Honda drivers need seperate driver tests to get a license

I’ve heard if you try to build a Ferrari online your monitor will burst into flames

I felt it was magnifica

Then they’ll update the software to render the car useless, forcing everyone to scrap it and buy next year’s model

Just say every car company, since all major ones used takata airbags

Pretty sure he secretly runs the LIRR due to how fucking shitty of a transit system it is. Actually he would probably be more competent than the current muppets that run it

You could buy 20 at that price and pay the insurance for a few years

Go troll somewhere else

You must live in an alternate universe