lol their crotches are pushed together

As I enjoyed a family 4th, my MIL decided to break out the “I’m voting for Trump” card. As people regained their composure and asked her why on earth she would do that, the response was along the lines of “Because he is a business man, and seems smart.”

After more stunned silence, the responses letting her know that…

It's AMAZING. +1,000 internets to you.

This is weird.

It’s uncanny, right?

I’m going to start dealing w everyone who pisses me the fuck off by making pinatas of them.

Eeehehehehehehehe! It’s glorious! Glorious, I tell you!

Yo dudes:

a) women’s/girl’s sports from rec leagues through college are woefully underfunded

Let’s play a game. It’s called Reasons Why This is Sexist, Not the Product of Capitalism.

This game was SO f*cking fun to watch for the USA too. Also just noticed that the women spend a lot less time doing sh*t like this:

Revenue is a sexist pillar of the patriarchy.

In 4th grade, I scored from mid-field. I’m in my 40’s and I still remember that amazing hoooooly shit feeling. I cried when they got their trophy. Seeing a team of strong athletic wen celebrated like this was unimaginable to me when I was younger and being teased for playing sports.

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night is AMAZING. The soundtrack has been on constant play at our place.

Vacation plans for Oregon next year:

And the political right creates a false equivalence between literally every law. “Oh, I can’t punch this homeless guy, but he can sit on the sidewalk all he wants?”

Why do you care more about upsetting these people than discrimination?? If these people don't want to serve everyone, they are free to go into a different line of work. It's pretty simple.

Me too. And I’m a man. Also in a technical position. I want to make sure I’m conveying the precise meaning I intended. It’s not so much that I don’t trust the listener as I don’t trust my ability to clearly say exactly what I mean.

“They see danger around me. I sometimes wonder if that’s because, in some other setting, they’d present it.”