#4 is the most apt :)

Upon first reading the headline: NOTHING CUNT SHE’S FUCKING CHER YOU CANNOT IMPROVE HER

Then I actually saw the list and was like OMG I totally overreacted, cats WOULD make this even better.

It is amazingly bold to hold a conference on women’s issues and not just fail to provide childcare, but actually disallow children. It’s clueless and backwards and insanely privileged. Feminists, of all people, should recognize the social good of acknowledging that parents and children are a part of our communities.…

And some more creative misspellings of “menstruate” hopefully

Ain’t no shower like a Marilyn Mosby shower cuz a Marilyn Mosby shower is trespassory.

And while we’re on the topic, can I ask all Jezzies to swear to not make their children hug or kiss anyone if the child refuses to? Kids need to know they have decision rights over their own bodies, and coercing them to “Hug Nana!” when the child plainly doesn’t want to hug Nana sends a confusing and bad message.

Oh God, she’s so cute and her dad clearly thinks she’s adorable and I’m so hormonal and my reproductive system can’t process all this right now.

No, it’s real.

Look,

ugh just ban teens

Slow learners at Penn State, this much we know by now.

Really?!? This is an F-ing gang. Any three black or brown people in the general vicinity of one another are classified as a gang, and here you have an organization of individuals with affirmative membership, jumping in process (boxing matches??) actively engaged in drug sales and sexual assault. WHERE IS THE GANG…

Wouldn’t it be incredible if since this is ungrey, no one else feels the need to engage with the fratbros who are going to show up?

Not all frat guys.

I just...who has this much time on their hands? I mean, between work and chores & errands I am lucky if I can find five hours a day to nap and watch Netflix. I can't imagine investing this much time in a ruse. Dance Academy isn't gonna watch itself!

There is no such thing as a broken webcam.

It’s not that her webcam is broken, it’s that she’s in Canada, and it’s not warm enough for them to turn on the webcam part of their internet yet.