BRA is not featured nearly enough around here.

Scorched earth Emma, you fucking badass. That empty suit cowardly piece of shit President got his just humiliation on a national scale. Go back to your job sucking alumni and corporate dick for money fuckface.

I love the symbolism of her friends helping her carry the weight. That’s just really beautiful.

While I support these efforts, I also kinda want someone to address the elephant in the room: Now that we’ve beginning to acknowledge that excessively expensive college education is strangling the economy and hampering the prospects of graduates who are deep in college debt, and have begun to make tentative steps to…

Was the second half of your message warranted? No, it wasn’t. Ass.

Job? lol that’s not how college works.

Reagan can be blamed for 86-100% of everything wrong with America today. #notbeingsarcastic

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John Oliver is providing a necessary public service. By doing these long form pieces, he’s actually making people give a shit, rather than just laughing and moving on.

Exactly. Every time I hear conservatives talk about family values and how mothers historically stayed home I want to shout BULLSHIT. Poor women have always worked. Not even poor, just not filthy rich. The image of “tradition” people have in their minds is historically incorrect.

And none of this should be a surprise to anybody who’s read the literature of the Western world from the past 150 years. There has NEVER been a majority of non working woman households. That has always been reserved for a cultural elite. Who the elite was and the rites and codes for entering that class has morphed…

The whole “tearing the fabric apart” thing drives me nuts. One, for all the sexist garbage this implies. Two, though, because it acts like women wanting freedom to leave the house is the only reason why one parent doesn’t stay at home, ruining society’s pretty things. Society should never have depended on this…

Two things:

No Harrison Ford is a prick. I stole bread from his breadbasket on my way out of a restaurant on purpose. He fucking deserved it.

I have two: One happened to me and was horrifying, one happened to a friend and is hilarious.

I already posted this the last time this guy was mentioned here, but here it is again. (And he wasn’t SUCH a dick, but it’s the best I got.)

Sherman Alexie is a mensch. My dad (seventy-something years old) just discovered his work and is madly in love with it. So when Alexie did a signing last year at my local indie bookstore, I got him to sign a copy of his new short story collection. I explained it was for my dad who was going through his “Alexie phase”:…

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

Sherman Alexie calls me a thief every time I meet him. The first time because he noticed when he was autographing my book there was a different name in it. I explained my professor was kind enough to give me her copy of his book because she knew I liked him. He still called me a thief. The second time because I…