If you regularly watch (Giants) baseball (last week), you are surely aware that guys (like Evan Longoria) often suffer season-ending (or at least six-to-eight-week) injuries by taking a fastball to the hand or wrist (from that very same Dan Straily). 

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

“And your final score, it’s the MAGAs over the Butteremails 6 to 4...”

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

he does not like Houston as a city.

I like it as well just objected to having to look things up for myself, SPOONFEED ME LIKE I’M THE PRESIDENT PLEASE.

Latos will be suspended without pay for 5 games, forfeiting approximately $75 in salary.

I’ll star anything that involves a Cowboy loss, in any form.

It may have been silent, but I promise that KD heard about the bird. It’s the word.

If you zoom in on the clipboard it says “Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”

Yeah who doesn’t know about the Mid-American Confernce...idiots

LeBron never won it year after year. But his Miami teams, which came closest, were also never particularly loved. This whole trend towards pro-LeBronism is thanks to two things: 1) he has legitimately gotten much better on offense, which is insane; and 2) he’s been the underdog four years running (since the first…

I hope Lebron scores 82 and gets the Finals MVP after a soul crushing game 4 loss.

Curry had an off-night for sure, but part of that is due to the fact that the Cavs sold out on defense trying to stop him after his monster 3-pt game. That is why people like Javale McGee got 10 easy pts. Curry’s gravity still benefited the team even if his stat-sheet doesn’t reflect it.

I do blame Olynyk for a lot of the bad things.

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

He literally turns into a 95 year old man the second he gets in a defensive stance.

Cast iron is the only way to cook a burger