iamhalfsickofshadows
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I actually think that Rand Paul would be into some weird stuff, which is why he’s definitely the fuckable one.

I guess with “Justified” ending the minor villains need to find new jobs.

I'm so sorry for your loss, that's horrible.

Wow. Fucking wow.

“I don’t know how to take a pill because of my high IQ.” Okaaaaaay there, brain trust.

I dunno, you’d think if they had some weird anger problem that was truly uncontrollable and were genuinely “blacking out” then it’d happen like...at work, with coworkers or your boss. At school with classmates or teachers. At the grocery store with the random cashier or shopper. But it doesn’t. There’s obviously a

One time I took Advil and became the Son of Sam.

who the hell is this guy? i hope his wife is safe & gets far away from him. AND HOLY SHIT! WHAT ARE THOSE TWEETS?! how have i not heard about this douchemother before?! he sounds like such a racist piece of crap i almost can’t believe it.

yeah- he’s following a very common script.

“I don’t remember”, “I blacked out”, “It happened so fast”. These are the typical words that I hear from an abuser. Dumb question, but is there any validity to that? Is it scientifically possible for a person to “black out”, start hitting someone, and not remember doing it or is this a go to bullshit excuse to absolve

A cough suppressant made him threaten to kill his wife. Just want to be sure we’re all clear on that.

You should catch the Thorns (pro women’s soccer) opener this weekend! I’ll be watching from MN. So stoked.

i’m going to Portland Oregon THIS WEEKEND. IT’S LIKE YOU WROTE THIS FOR ME!

Eh, kids.

The first time I ever saw the Belmont goats, I almost crashed my car.

He is the Goat we need.

I would rather it say $85 on the price tag so I know what I'm saving for, rather than having to figure out what magical percentage between 15-35% I'm supposed to just magically "know." The stress isn't that I have to pay more, the stress is that I'm expected to know what that ill-defined number is for whatever

CAN WE JUST RAISE PRICES AND GET RID OF TIPPING? Ugh.

so when he deactivates his account, what next?