Gun Oil is the best.

Thank god I bought "Jackin' Frosty" and "Help I've Fallen And There's A Tentacle In My Butt" (the series) before this ban went into place.

Please don't take away our Hunter Fox:

babe nothing in the world is worth changing out of your sweats if you dont want to

Switching gyms seriously sucks if you have to leave the one that's most convenient to you, or only has one location anyway :( I wonder how many dudes have ever stopped going to the gym because they felt uncomfortable about overtures made by women?

Ewwwwwwww.

Former gym employee here.

Am I the only one who would really prefer it if no one talked to anyone at the gym? We should all be sweating and suffering in solitude. If that doesn't work for you, then get thee to a tae-bo class (or whatever you people are doing now)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no why

Gasp! I'm pregnant now. You're work's done here ballsack.

I'm in a bad mood so I'll take it out on troll until I'm done.

Of course I do.

I'm terrified of being mistaken for "that guy" so the ironclad rule is:

I had a guy continually hit on me at my (former) gym for months on end. Despite the fact that I never made eye contact or replied. Finally, I guess it was enough for him, he said,

My pet peeve is when men ask if they can work out on my machine in between my sets when the exact same machine next to me is unoccupied. Usually I'll just point to the empty machine and say, "that one is all yours, dudebro." But one evening I guess I was just exceptionally pissy because when some guy asked if we…

JIMMY WISHES YOU'D LET GO OF HIS BALLS. JIMMY'S IN PAIN.

JIMMY IS SWEEEET ON YOU!