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This is what I have to say to people who automatically post "ban schools from handling rape cases, go directly to the police" whenever this subject comes up:

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

All this time I was unaware that Lana was actually a white woman with a slight tan.

No one can ever replace Carol Burnett and Tim Curry.

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

We need a

I'm an accent chameleon. Put me in another region for a few months, and I will start to sound like I'm from there. I do it subconsciously, and start to mimic the language patterns I hear every day. My Northeastern relatives tell me I've totally lost my Northeastern accent, and it makes me kind of sad.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

Because it is basically the same as saying, "you don't want to get robbed, don't own things." It's victim blaming, plain and simple.

No, darlin', that's not my response to "those small tweet posts". That is my response to an overwhelming majority culture of sexist, bigoted dismissal, victim-blaming, rape culture, racism and trans*/homophobia.

#ByeFelicia

None of that makes sense. Louis C.K.'s humor is self-directed. His comedy isn't mean-spirited, and he's the butt of his jokes. It's openly self-aware. Ricky Gervais tackles the same material, but directs it at others, not himself. David Brent is a blowhard moron, who, unlike Louie, doesn't recognize that he's a

WARNING: This is an angry rant!

What I'm so tired of is when a person or group of people spouts racist, fatphobic, misogynistic, transphobic or homophobic crap like they're being SUBVERSIVE and EDGY because they think it's fucking cool or something.

No. You're just like 90% of the rest of the world. You're a tired old

I feel like Gervais has always wanted to be seen both ways: brazenly cruel and "anti-PC" as well as introspective and well-meaning. The issue is that he doesn't seem to understand why certain things he's produced are funny or well-liked, so he shoots in the dark to try to replicate his previous success. I've liked a

I'm mad at Ricky Gervais for a lot of things: for the monstrously dehumanizing way he talks about fat people; for

Can you fuck directly off? Unless you are a gastroenterologist. Are you a gastroenterologist?

Oh fuck off. A lot of people have gluten sensitivities, and even if someone does have Celiac, it's more likely that the server is going to understand "gluten allergy." You're busy, I'm busy and it doesn't help any of us if I'm required to explain my entire medical history to you justify why I'd prefer a gluten-free

Since the photos of Lena Dunham were meant for publication in a magazine, they cannot be considered private. However, the photos stolen from the phones of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Ariana Grande etc. cannot by any means be considered anything other than private. That is the main difference. Though I wouldn't

I do see a difference (mainly the sexual nature of the photos creates an added layer of privacy invasion. With the rape, though, that's a whole other animal. And again, certain there is hypocrisy on Jezebel's part here.

That's actually a fair point as far as hypocrisy goes; however, you can certainly see that there's an actual difference between the two, right?