Please don't tell me this is what it takes to get out of the grey echo chamber.

Yes, it's in the Bible. "Dost thou not know that the Lord your God doth hate feminists, those abominations which must be detestable unto him?" -Delusions 8:32

However, this may not be proper etiquette. It is poor social skills such as these which may explain why I am always stuck in the greyzone.

I traditionally fist-bump potential clients and save the high-five for more intimate encounters.

Yes! Once it came complete with him sucking air through his teeth and pretending to shake the hurt out of his hand, like my normal handshake is a death grip.

It ain't easy being green.

Is anyone surprised, really? The TSA doesn't like to allow this either.

I'm sorry, I don't even know how to answer you. To me, forced to penetrate is rape. I still don't think you are extrapolating the data correctly. However, I'm a bit busy trying to figure out how to get my next door neighbor who only makes eye contact with my boobs when speaking to me to stop hanging around waiting for…

That's the federal government for you, always interfering with Dr. Brennan's investigations. Just cut the red tape already and let her do her job.

Who needs a hand-crank? When I want to get off on saving the planet, I like to tickle my fiddle with a sturdy oaken branch flown through my bedroom window one very special twilight eve by twin anthropomorphized bluebirds.

If there is any confusion or ambiguity, I usually ask how the person would prefer to be addressed.

I don't think that study is saying that 1.27 million women forced penetration though. It actually means that 1.27 million women were victims of forced penetration. I recommend reading the survey this chart originated from. http://www.cdc.gov/violencepreven…

I do see your point, but it seems to me more as giving a crazy nutjob a platform rather than illuminating a serious and pervasive cultural issue. I think it makes the Princetonian look bad, regardless of their intentions. I'm sure Princeton has a few John Birchers among their alumni, too, but I don't think these are…

Good to know, thanks. Are there any specific European brands you would recommend?

Or instead of a fence, we can build a wall and brick them up Cask of Amontillado style.

I was raised to be a homemaker and so were my friends. The idea was that you go to college to find your future husband and also to get an education so you can provide your husband and his colleagues with more interesting conversation when the need arises. It's a fucked up mentality, but I grew up in an evangelical…

Hey, at least he's consistent. It's very much keeping in tone with his paternal "But I love you, *huggz*".

Ah, that explains it. Some As do fit, and it's not just an issue with VS. When I was younger I had no problems finding bras anywhere but sometime around 2000 most stores stopped carrying AAs. Neiman's has a lot of great ones, but I'm always on the lookout for a bra I don't have to spend over $100 on. I'd prefer to not…

Really? Is this super recent? I do buy things at multiple VS stores, but not bras. I have never seen a 34 AA there, and the selection of 34 A bras in my experience has truly been slim pickings.

Gaydar, probably. It's cheaper than a blood test! Then they can use all that money they've saved by cutting funding for HIV testing to build a great big fence to keep out-of-state AIDS out and the Westboro Baptist Church in.