I’ve got a couple of Orient Bambinos that I think are great looking for the price. $80-140 on eBay depending on the color combo, which there are tons of. My personal favorite, Anthracite:

No 4-lug option? My XR4Ti disapproves.

Come to Brazil

You know, they say Satan drives an ‘06 V6 Mazda6. And by “they”, I mean me.

It’s a sliding scale, my friend.

Well, I just look at the parking lot of the serial rapists anonymous (SRA) meetings that I attend and come to a relatively informed decision. It’s like a van dealership out there, I swear.

They’re basically impossible to find in any sort of acceptable condition. Really cool history, though. Same team that made this made the Impreza 2.5RS. I check national Craigslist searches every so often and come up with nothing worthwhile. Base models are easy enough to find but not really worth having.

I can’t think of a single reason that a person who isn’t a serial rapist would drive a regular van as their daily driver. As for mini vans, these are not the kind of vehicle that someone wants to drive. It is a tool for people with multiple children/animals/whatever. Not an extension of ones ego.

This is the one thing here that makes me really sick when I think about it. Not only does it increase the chance of the opposing party dying in the crash, regardless of who is at fault. But it also drastically increases the chance of being in a crash when these vehicles have horrendous braking ability (often 2-2.5x…

These are transport and service vehicles. They are required for our society and economy to function, regardless of the number of occupants. A Chevy Suburban is not required for someone’s accounting job and single child.

Your failed attempt to turn my own words against me is telling.

It’s not really about blocking our vision, it’s about being as selfish as humanly possible. Imagine how bad of a person you would have to be purchase an SUV or truck because you would like to sit higher than the rest of traffic. You would be single-handedly robbing all other motorists in your vicinity of their vision,…

It’s just as bad, obviously. But vans, regular or mini, serve an actual purpose. That’s like getting mad about there being too many semis. Trucks and SUVs are driven by single occupants on their way to the grocery store ninety nine percent of the time. Selfishness is the problem here, nothing else.

Wimmy Wam Wam Women. Am I right?

Follow-up question: Where have all the cowboys gone?

Lol yeah, those are pretty bad. But I feel like I dislike Uplanders because they’re boring (and oddly rodent-like). Yet, I despise the Model X because it’s an all-out assault on my sense of vision and decency.

I like the oval Taurus. I actually get excited when I see an SHO.

The Model 3 is good-looking? Lol If the Model X didn’t exist, I’d say it’s the ugliest vehicle sold in North America in the last 10 years.

GOTTA PRACTICE FAST

3D print an Elio in your basement. Knowing Elio, it would probably be plastered with Viagra ads and links to “Why Hollywood won’t cast Brendan Fraser anymore.”