Hundreds? Well, la de frickin’ da! Thousands died during 9/11 and we can joke about it in the US without being thrown in jail as a member of ISIS. And that was recent enough that we might actually know some of the people lost. Stop making excuses.

Beeds?

Don’t pay any attention to the dumb hicks that think you need 4WD to go to the grocery store. They’re everywhere and they’re dumb as bricks.

It’s the thing that holds light sabers and other various weaponry. It seems like a good tactical target in literally any confrontation. Especially when you’re trying to draw out a cheesy death scene.

Toyota is clearly just going to ride this entire venture on the name and looks of the car. The people that are buying these new don’t care what kind of transmission it will have. I mean, the performance numbers we’ve been hearing are pathetic and nobody really seems to care as long as it “kind of looks like that cool…

Every misinformed Fiero stigma jam-packed into one embarrassing post. Bravo.

The Fiero is shockingly sturdy underneath the fiberglass. It’s also quite heavy for it’s size. Believe the safety ratings you’re hearing. Especially on an 88 GT.

Oh, boy, do we have the car for you.

Somebody might be doing permanent damage to a planet? In the words of Bender the Magnificent, “So? It’s not like it’s the only one we’ve got.”

Hey! This is America-bashing time. We don’t want your so-called “facts”. We want to be told that the US is the only place like this so we have something to blindly repeat at our upcoming socialist commune.

Yeah, you’re right. And it’s a shame, too, because the F50 is a genuinely cool car. I’d like to think I’d see one rolling around one day, but I know I won’t.

The G35 community is pretty annoying in general. “I actually wanted a 335i but I really want to make people uncomfortable by saying dumb things about Japan all the time.” Hence, the re-badging so they can trick someone into a boring conversation that no one cares about. Every car meet, I swear.

And just like that, thousands of Jalops everywhere tore up the contracts for their “lightly used” Ferraris they were seconds away from signing.

Corvettes depreciate less than any other mass-produced car. This was as of 2017, but I assume there’s been no change since 2nd place was multiple percentage points off. What was your point, again?

Lol yeah, my dad’s diesel Chevette is a top-loader and it beats the crap out of your hand if you leave it anywhere near the shifter.

No.

He seems cool. Has anyone asked him why he works for FCA? Were none of the good companies hiring?

It’s literally the first line of the article.

They had to create some sort of system to sift though the multitude of warnings berating you all at once.

I can see clearly now the rain is gone