If you offend idiots, you are offending ESPN’s primary audience

This is not news.

Um, no shit? Of course they do, everyone who lives in a city anywhere in the US knows that underemployed artists (and underemployed people in general) drive for Uber. LAME article; you should do better.

Get OUT! Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that my waiter had three auditions today. I just dont believe it.

I find it funny that people in NY are just figuring this out... It's almost like you've all assumed that Lyft/Uber drivers are typically full time drivers. It's okay, glad you are catching up!

Yeah no shit. Why is this news?

I was a hockey player, wrestler, & BJJer only through high school (had to stop from this) I had countless concussions before we really knew to handle them right. I’m just 29 & have PCS, short term memory problems, confusion & focus problems in cognition, among lots of other issues. I have to write myself notes to…

What the fuck is wrong with this comment section... dude has serious issues and all we can do is make wise cracks? I mean what the fuck is wrong with this comment section.... dude has serious issues and all we can do is make wise cracks?

You’re a dick. Also, Six Million Dollar Man didn’t even time travel.

Nah, taking back punts and running over the middle are the new trenches with monster safeties and gunners when you’re a squat 5'8" playing at 190. Julian Edelman isn’t gonna walk away looking or feeling any better.

Was at that game too. Don’t find the joke funny.

Stories like this are really important for people who wave away concerns about concussions with “they knew what they were getting into when they chose football.” They really, really didn’t. When most of today’s pro players started out in the game, they knew about the possibility of physical damage but the neurological…

Are you not entertained?!

Brend-O, did you grey me on Gawker on Friday night?

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

What’s incredible is that all the Bengals had to do to win was to kneel three times and kick a field goal! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

Hong Kong isn’t like the rest of china. It kinda does its own thing.

Wanted: Gullible people who believe in superficial appearances and style over substance, materialism and consumerism over personal values, and a public lie over personal truth.

This is something that really grinds my gears (or conches my chocolate), so to speak...

I like to be on Jalopnik for cars, not politics.