Cool. She deserves better than to be eaten by a dinosaur.

Answer: King’s writing is kinda shit.

His character in The Martian was basically just Abed from Community, except he drank more coffee.

There was a LOT of jumbled words, missing punctuation, and random punctuation in this post in general. Dude really needs an editor, or at the very least a spell/grammar check which is generally free. Maybe a good copy/paste into Word before posting.

After freaking out that they’re still alive and then running over Cassidy with their car

I think you mean Renew.

The uploader has not made this video available in your country

This show may not be for you then. It’s about a group of colorful rogues looking for the Christinan god to tell him to fuck off.

I DO want Fantastic Four in the MCU.

Or it could mean that Feige has worked out a Marvel/Sony deal with Fox and the next round of X-Men Fantastic Four movies will be MCU. Thus rendering the Inhumans movie irrelevant... even more awesome!

Ugh, this movie. You would think you want to watch a movie about sexy bikini girls with guns, but you really, really don’t.

Anyone else getting sick of the obligatory Stan Lee cameo? They were cute, but jeez, enough.

I am deeply regretting trying to make a joke today.