He wouldn’t have won if he didn’t play in New York

I’ve been picking bits-o-it out of my teeth all day

Remember when you just took all of this from a reddit thread on this topic? Come on, you’re better than that.

The Steelers are 5-2-1, you can’t just decide not to report the tie, especially since it was against the Browns, so it’s basically a lose. And this is coming from a fellow Steelers fan.

If they play in a shitty enough conference, maybe.

Does that mean there’s a chance the Cavs are paying 5 head coaches next season? Larry Drew, Ty Lue, David Blatt, Mike Brown and whoever they hire (Jason Kidd)?

Here are some kinja commenters who are butt:

I’d love to see the team GM Burneko would put together. 

Thon not playing against the Celtics was a bad sign for him. He’s shown up in big games, and I’m hopeful he learns how to apply that consistently. He’s clearly needed some coaching, so hopefully Bud will get him there.

I think this is the first time I’ve ever agreed with one of your basketball takes

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Nah, because it didn’t actually lose them the game, but merely cost them their best chance at winning the game.

Can you imagine how much coverage I’d get from Deadspin if I was on the Knicks? 

Brook helps my rebounding totals because he boxes out and allows me to grab the board instead.

No article mentioning him should leave that bit out. 1) Because he’s a “small government” guy who also used pulled that bullshit, and 2) this is tangible harm he’s caused people. While I believe his rhetoric is harmful, others may not, but there’s no denying his thievery. 

Not to distract from the main issue, but can someone help me out with the name “Blind Pig Parlour Bar”? Was that just to set up the Cracker Barrel joke, or is there something racist about it? 

Judging by the scandals at schools like UNC, many of them aren’t given a real education, and if they tried to pursue education with the dedication it requires, they would be jeopardizing their athletic scholarships/careers.

You had roughly 150% of your daily sodium and 450% of your daily cholesterol in those fish eggs

The stretch of 70 from east of Columbus, OH to St. Louis, MO is some of the most boring interstate in the country outside of east Texas. 

It makes me sad your Hornets take leaves of Kidd-Gilchrist, but I think that’s also completely justified.