I love that you showed up when you were summoned

It totally is! It also has a really, really great answer.

I know this one, I know this one!!! Mr. Clean makes a Magic Eraser mop that's great for getting smudges and such off of hard-to-reach places. You can also make what I like to call a "swabbing tool" but rubberband-ing a rag over the bristles of a broom. Here's a video of me showing that technique and making a really…

Doctor: Can you remember your name?

Sounds like a question for Jolie Kerr!

Eh, pestering for period sex might get tiresome, but I'd take that over a manbaby cringing at the mere thought of blood and insisting on unreciprocated blowjobs for a week any day of the month.

I've been playing the dating game a long time, and if a woman doesn't respond to me immediately I don't freak out. I wait, and then send another message the next day, usually in the vein of "Hello!" or "Good morning/afternoon!" and if they don't respond for a couple days then I move on. No big deal.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

HAHAHAHA that made me laugh out loud. You have to be right.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

Well, that changes everything!

A) What the fuck. You can practically see him stamping his feet via text message.

Oh, cool. A devastating end to a shithead summer

As the father of teenage girls, I can't really say it gets better. Its gets different. The fact is that any parent who says "it's easy" is either lying, not paying attention, or uninvolved. An important bit of advice that I stumbled into was not to confuse "unacceptable" behavior with "abnormal" behavior. It takes a…