Was the turtle-April sexual tension in the comics? Add that to the evidence list, because ew.

It is irksome, but gentleman turtles don't have codpieces either, so there's that.

Except for the fact that he had four characters to work with and not one female turtle.

I know him! He went by Rick in high school though.

How could that have been an accident? But I'm glad because I spent way too long trying to decipher whether you had the big penis or the small penis.

I have noticed that you possess an abundance of common sense and good will.

-Knowing what salutation to put on a mail merge

Saint Bearnard, Patron of the Order of Ursine Monks

Let me know when he saves a salmon. A blue salmon.

I appreciated it. I blasted out a cackle so loud my cat jumped.

You don't know whether he gets paid?

Don't forget to add the length of torso and sleeves, please!

It does look like this one is outdoors, but I've seen indoor versions as well. I saw one where the stones were flat and angular like slate stacked like baklava. In a dark shower. Maniacs.

No! Orange is my best color, but it's only in fashion occasionally. I would ban red.

Grout would also cease to exist if the person who designed things also had to clean it.

"No, sexual compatibility isn't everything in a relationship, but if you're the type who would get upset if your significant other had sex with someone else, then it kinda sorta is."

Great work! Now get me a cost comparison on residential-grade landmines.

My experience has been that the door holding issue can be regional. Returning to the Midwest opened my eyes to the gendered nature of door opening, elevator exiting and sidewalk walking for many men. It can get exasperating when someone rushes ahead of you to open the door first or refuses to walk through a door…

"If you are the type who gets upset when your significant other files for divorce" doesn't have the same victim-blamey rhetorical flourish though, does it?

There was a video of a guy remote spraying people who were peeing in the alley on Gawker at some point. It was also located in PA. So, is PA more rife with public defecators or is it more prone to righteous indignation at public defecation? We need hard data.