Go ahead and read it as a subliminal message to kill yourself. Look into the suckling infant's eyes. "Kill yourself."

If your dick were 67% bigger, she would have cheated on you. Science!

I'm sure they meant career, as in practice area, etc. But the wording was a little open-ended. Plenty of room for a neurotic person to let their insecurities run wild. :)

Takeaway lesson: Always have sex before you get married.

It also helps for slpodey movies, when the volume of the dialogue is much quieter than the bombs and guns. And cranked up commercials breaks, low talkers, mush mouths, sound effects (I hear the zombies "snarl" well before Rick and Daryl), and people in the room who can't stfu for 90 minutes.

I bet her hair was on a setting other than "coarse frizz" at the con.

Speaking of Osha, am I forgetting a major development from last season? Who was the woman with Bran? He called her by another name, according to the captions. I miss Osha's scary eyes rolled back glaring.

It's all fun and games to joke about spoilers from two-week or two-year old episodes, but we all know the real jizzheads are the book readers who post spoilers without a warning. FUCK YOU BOOK-READING SPOILING MONSTERS!!

Maybe she's like me and watches everything with captions. It really pays off for Game of Thrones because the only phonetic name is Bran.

Everything I've read indicates that statutes criminalizing sex with animals and sex with corpses are fairly recent.

You nailed it. Speaking from more recent experience, I can tell you that the only reason they are even putting this much effort into it is that corporations, especially larger ones, have standards for diversity in the law firms they hire. When these old dudes started losing new business because they lacked…

"Go? I'd been hoping to stay and make partner." It sounds to me like a hint to polish up the old resume. Pretty sad when even the diversity initiative script assumes you aren't partner material.

Agreed. This is completely backward and offensive in most contexts, but almost cutting edge in law firm culture. I'm not even that hopeful that it will change when the old white guys start dying off because the majority of the new partners make it that far because they fit in to the existing culture.

I'm really curious about how the "diverse lawyer" is supposed to bill all these 20 minute chats. That's going to add to up to a lot of 20 minute chats. Do they get a memo that tells them what number to bill whenever an old white guy corners them awkwardly? Or is that just lost time?

The Canine Kanye. A poodle in a bandage dress might make him happy?

In general? Of course not.

T-Boz called. She wants her hair color, lipstick, song concept, and sexy glare back.

"naturally"

Endeavor>Sherlock

I won't lie. I immediately looked to see if they took the lesion off Kate's wrist. I can imagine them leaving the baby alone but being unable to resist "fixing" a woman.