Russian Raysism?

‘How far can a football punt you?’ - Reverse Raysism

It’s as perfect a shot I’ve seen. Look at the redness coming from Jose’s eyes. He is detested with this man. You can feel the seething coming from him.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

You’re aware that stadiums and salaries are entirely different things, right?

Not that I want to defend this woman, but indirectly some of her tax dollars do pay their salaries, seeing as CenturyLink Field was funded by taxpayers.

But enough about Arcade Fire.

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

Most Americans aren’t aware just how large the gap between CEO and drone pay is. If this helps, it might sharpen the pitchforks...

I wonder if we’re looking at the wrong problem though. The problem may not be the veteran players getting squeezed out and taking lesser salaries despite still being productive, the problem may well be the pre-FA players getting nowhere near their real worth in terms of salary.

That’s what when you get when you have a media of synchophantic dumbshits instead of people who want to uncover the truth.

Somehow, in 2018, the media still can’t figure out how to cover Trump. I’d be amazed if I wasn’t so annoyed.

If somebody says they are telling you “what nobody else is telling you,” you should probably stop listening.

It doesn’t seem very romantic when you write it down like that.

This is Kinja I get out of bed for.

Birds are good. Did you know that if you give a struggling cancer patient a bird, it magically transforms their cancer from being their number one worst affliction to their number two worst affliction?

Birds are fearsome predators. I once saw a bird make a dog cry.

Seagulls are flying bags of shit.