Yea, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. 

No joke - this sort of content is exactly what I love about Jalopnik. Some off the wall little thing 99% of people would never think about twice, like ones about the tiny arrows on the gas gauge or some weird concept car from 1973.

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

Brilliant journalism.... even a layman can understand the significant difference between street and race cars (+ the benefits of each). Thank you!

Vaporwhere

As someone who has worked with Kubernetes I, for a split second, thought Kubemetes was a real thing and sighed. “Another stupid platform I’ll have to learn...”

I don’t wanna brag, but I have a near 90% success rate of hitting the moon in Kerbal Space Program. 

I kind of want to put this headline into my Cards Against Humanity Deck.

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

Science. Data. Statistics. GM has evidence, factual proof, their airbags are safe. Why should they be forced to replace them? Because ‘old GM’ is not a reason. Ignition switch failure is not a reason. 

At what point do you say fuck it and keep the car out there? I mean if the drivers butt dyno is saying there isnt a problem and the sensor is just a few PSI off, then why continue to pull the car in to swap a tire. After the first pit, someone should have checked the PSI of the tire taken off. It would then be obvious…

And you could raise rabbits.  

-opens jalopnik-

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.

I feel like the answer is some kind of Subaru, no? 

Wait a minute!  There’s a new Toyota Supra? 

Is it a minor incontinence?

I don’t know.