iamchristianf
Zesty Enterprise
iamchristianf

Too many people screamed “Portait mode? Really???? LANDSCAPE MODE!!!” when they saw his video, so he was afraid to share it.

To be fare, I think the guy attacking the bus has a good point.

So you’re saying gut it and race it in Lemons? 

I hate when the do massive overhauls on a car for the Big Race/Score/Job/Whatever and the whole thing takes like 4 hours. They drop the transmission, swap the engine, put on a super charger, drop the weight a hundred pounds, do a custom exhaust, AND manage to go out to a late night diner and/or have a few beers before

Great cars, though you don’t want to be in one in a crash.

Woah now! Easy there! Next thing you’ll be telling me, the “scrambled egg headlight” 911s will be going up in price because they had really good driving dynamics and NA engines despite almost two decades of being shit on because some people cared more about headlight shape than how the car felt behind the wheel!

That car strictly had appeal to people who have Tweety Bird tattoos and a meth habit.

I really want someone to make an actual vinyl windshield (windscreen for our homies across the pond) banner that says:

I feel a little silly freaking out over some plastic that slips over a steel cargo box,

I showeed a camaro owner this wagon and he seemed upset. I asked him if it made him anxious.

Scrolled down just to see who would “WELL ACTUALLY” first.

For those who couldn’t care less about the brofest first thing Monday morning, car launching starts at 4:10.

While I think $2,750 is a tad more than I’d pay for this (I’m guessing you could talk him down to $2,500, and anything less than that you are encroaching on “great price” territory), I’ll wait to see what you are able to dig up for $1,000.

A $1000 car costs $2000 now. 

These boys had to make sure it was “cleared” before it got cleared.

DURRRR MY CAR IS A RESCUE

I really really really hope you meant annals there. Really.

No schist! That’s a gneiss one.

Like wearing glasses.

I’m going to pretend your simile makes sense.