1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

“No whey!”

Ripples are (as I found out) server glitches, it means Pokemon are spawning there, but the multitude of server issues are causing them not to appear.

No way. Rubén Amaro Jr. was key in helping in the difficult transition from a Championship team back to a rebuilding stage.

all i can hear is chevy’s voice.... “roll ‘em up, roll ‘em up...”

Duuuuude it like enhances everything.

Grounded to the ground.

I swear to god, if that Z was a twin turbo, I will hunt the truck driver down myself and make sure he serves every second of jail time he’s due for...

Are you ever going to replace those burnt out turn signal bulbs?

This is the correct answer. I love this thing, so this was one of the more regretful CP votes I have made. AND it is pretty damn clean. But anything over about $8k for this 17 year old with over 100,000 miles is just too steep.

Just get out of your car on-track and he won’t miss you

Dude, if you can't Godwin (or Rule 34) something, don't bother talking about it online. And frankly, Rule 34-ing a plug-in electrical system was just way too easy.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

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Kinja User Flyingstitch has the best description of this kind of truck: