Still waiting for Deadspin to post the audio of the best fans in baseball welcoming Heyward back.

Well, it looks like he was the one...

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Papa John 3:16

More inefficient than “economy relies on this industry, whole state is hurting right now?”

Too bad Texas doesn’t have any vast quantities of land usable for renewable resources like wind or solar to develop instead...

...what pre-video advertisement? ...I don’t see any!

No charge, eh? I guess I’ll have to plug in when they arrive...

Shit now cars have selfie sticks too?

I'm glad we got this out of the way early.

Did someone say “grounded”?

Did they get a look at the dash? If there were lights on, it’s a VW.

But is it available in metallic mint green paint?

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

I’m falling cab over wheels for this thing.

I can picture it alright, however each time I try to picture it I see a car that’s broken down in your driveway.

Amarok please.

It is sick that I can read this and fall in love and lust for something that I know very well would make me incredibly miserable. I want one.