Goddamn psych majors.

The world revolves around me so I’m used to it.

So basically, if he had done this, everything would’ve been been fine:

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

should we send snacks?
or guns?

Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

And people will still try to tell us batteries are a bigger fire risk.

Like, I get what you are saying, but you (and everyone’s hero, Lois CK) are wrong. When that word comes to my head I also don’t think of it in the derogatory term for gay sense, but I do understand it is hurtful and ignorant, so I don’t say it. Unless I am trying to be hurtful and ignorant.

I honestly couldn’t even laugh at this. I was too busy being angry at the amount of stupid:

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mfw my entire economy was destroyed by a mid-pack Big 12 university

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

I might hate taking 41/43/45/whatever through/around Milwaukee more than I hate driving through Chicago.

Fine but in the 60’s they would have arrested the Panthers.

This is like when you’ve been telling everyone to come over to your house all day, but no one will give a firm yes.

What I’m saying is, Roger Goodell is going to end up renting a movie from Blockbuster with dad.

Dammit, Chrysler! You had one shot. One opportunity.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

That car. I must halve it.

Looks gold and white to me