You get that children don’t get the the same rights and privileges as adults do right? No, you definitely don’t...

You don’t spend very much time thinking, do you?

Don’t forget rape. We’ve always got forced sex to fall back on as a boys club! (shudders)

If they can’t exclude women, they’re being persecuted. Isn’t that how it works? It’s the American Christian definition of persecution at any rate.

there seems to be this sense that men can’t have anything to themselves anymore

i don’t think we have to listen to the opinions of anyone who is willingly dating Dave Navarro in the year 2015.

Yeah, I mean, has our historically matriarchal society EVER taken men’s feelings into account? It’s not like they hold almost all political positions or make more money or are over-represented in the media. Jeez.

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

Abusers often feel like they're actually the victims. It's a pattern and a way to avoid responsibility.

“I apologize to the women I’ve hurt. I deeply regret what I did and know that it has forever impacted all of our lives.”

Christ. Get that cat away from sociopathic teenagers before something awful happens...

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

Sure, and that’s a great thing to start doing, maybe around jr high. These kids are in elementary school, ffs. I am usually firmly in the “we need to stop babying kids so goddamn much” but this is pretty ridiculous. Did he also tear down all the finger paintings off of the fridge? Like, I see the homage to Jackson…

Participation trophies— the non-issue that every crank loves to yap about, usually with a heavy dose of “when I was a kid . . . “ The fact is, they just don’t matter much. They hand them out at the end of AYSO soccer and I think Little League, usually when the kids are about 4-9 year old. Along with a cupcake. They…

And then the next question should be “What forms of welfare, if any, do you support for the 10 year old parent?”

Pleeeeease let “Would you support forcing a 10-year-old child raped by her father to have the baby?” to be an actual question in the next debate.

Society tells us that men should be leaders because they’re superior to women yet they can’t control themselves around women they find attractive. I don’t get it.

Call it a hunch but I think he was there to do some harm. Explosives are usually a dead giveaway.

well he has no ankles

Killing your girlfriend is worth ten months?! I’ve been locked into longer gym memberships.