“Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) aka ‘Mr. Flavor of the Week.’”

So basically, guys who would normally game 24/7 are growing up, gaining an interest in relationships, and their girlfriends are getting the Yoko Ono treatment?

I think the point was that maybe don’t use your platform read by a lot of Americans every day to bloviate about how ‘both parties are really the same, man, and my vote doesn’t actually matter anyway so fuck it!’ type of ideologies, especially if afterwards you are going to say shit like, ‘man can you believe how…

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

I hope the people who are happy about his cancellation understand that they’re not just celebrating a professional blow to PewDiePie, but that they’re celebrating the loss of employment for all of those hardworking professionals.

Andy Cohen is furiously dialing all parties in an attempt to get these people on the next season of Real Housewives of NY.

He’s the neighbor who complains about a woman leaving the house in a skirt above her knee. Meanwhile he walks out to get the paper letting his open bathrobe show his little dick to the whole world.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Does it matter that it’s shopped? It’s Bannon.

I hope this doesn’t sound condescending, because I wanna just say up front I don’t mean any of this with anything less than 100% sincerity.

I am also a large black man who goes to movies alone. You can either just buy a ticket or you can go to a late showing where there are no suspicious parents. Only people who are slightly intoxicated, whose overblown reactions will add to the movie.

I liked it better when Hannibal and Will Graham did it. Now, there is a Lego property waiting to be mined.

I want to see this movie. But no one I know wants to go.

FE fandom

Um lol if you think that calling me a bitch is an insult.

As an American; yes, absolutely it is our responsibility to welcome immigrants unwelcome in their countries of origin. We are not an ethnostate or dictatorship yet.

Clear eyes, full hearts, don’t rape!

Considering there is no rule saying that they cannot re-up the ban, concerns that they may start going after people within the country, expand the scope of the ban, and the general state of the country after only two weeks... oh and limiting his work options if he has to travel, it starts to make citizens concerned.

Amidst all of the disgusting bullshit about the whole ongoing story, I do at least still find the commitment to the running Ken Starr gag amusing.