Plot twist: OP specializes in class action safety cases.

It’s no more censorship than my local newspaper refusing to run my ad for “Looking for two dead goats to fellate, while a professionally licensed nurse tends to my anal fissures, in the nude. I expect to ejaculate on the back of said nurse at a minimum of 3 times. No calls after 9pm, please.”

Oh no... Don’t ban them... You’ll only alienate moderate Nazis... /s

I mean, aren’t we all...?

Rrrrrrr! U r politics! It car blog! i delete you! Rrrrrrr!!! See you tomorrow! I mean never!!!

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Solid interview.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Worst moving service I’ve ever hired.

There’s also Peter Serafinowicz as Sassy Trump:

Oh. For real? Great American’s Day? Between this and Trump disrepecting John Lewis on Twitter, I have got a full day of teaching to do. Here I thought I could enjoy my day off but America continues to demonstrate it needs to be schooled.

Oh, you mean that band that Paul McCartney was in before Wings?

I heard about this series in October, and thought, “I’ll definitely subscribe to Hulu to watch this!”

I saw the trailer before a film after the election and just felt queasy.

Maybe he should try a different cheek if he wants gay dudes to love him.

I’m ok with this. Not because I’m a big fan of her or anything, just because this means more potential players. The death of gacha games come pretty quick once the player-base dwindles and this is one gacha I’m ready to play for a long time.

Seriously. It’s good game. A wallet devouring game, but good game.

I just hope…

i can’t explain it either, but some people really do doubt the truth and light that is victuri.

Well lets see after eight years of Obama they haven’t ceased so as long as Trump is in office I plan to bitch about it. I’m even buying lots of guns and making vague innuendos about using them the same way Tea Baggers have done for pretty much all of Obama’s entire presidency. I can’t wait to drag Barron Von Trump…

I was going to complain about your comment earlier but I wasn’t motivated enough. So I put it in my google calendar to tell me to complain later, so I’m doing it now.

My IUD has been in for 2 years and it’s a 5 year lasting one. It’ll last just until I’m done with grad school. I feel like this is all part of their plan to make sure white ladies keep reproducing or something. Joke’s on them though; my FWB is a legal immigrant of color.