Police...you want Bennett to stop and get down, play the Anthem instead of yelling stop or freeze. Duh. (PS. GFY Godell)

Keeping up with the LaVardashians

If they gangbanged him it would go unreported. I find it weird that gangbang is in Siri’s vocabulary (and kinda hot!).

The case of the McDragon slaying the McKnight. Yeah, I’m a POS but I don’t care. I just got dumped by a McCunt

Open letter to Goodell

I go to 99 problems but a stitch ain’t one