He sounds like his tongue is bigger than his hands.

Does he have too many bottom teeth? Asking for a friend.

No one does that much sniffing without a coke problem.

Final stats. Zero games. One steal.

Holy Crap!

I see at lot more Macan in that profile... because its based on the same chassis I bet!

222,000$ may seem like alot but hear me out, i think this is the deal of the century.

I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

It’s the same principle as being subject to house rules when living at mom and dad’s. You live and earn money on United States soil, or as a citizen of the United States, you are subject to their laws.

It’s fairly straightforward. You are taxed in order to pay for the social and economic security provided by an organized society.

my god, i love everything about this post. i want to buy something old and safari it now

To be fair, Cracked doesn’t understand 95% of what they make articles and videos about

OK, I’ll ask. What’s a ship-and-shore jacket?

Can’t. Stop. Watching.

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Counterpoint: IKEA is the best furniture store because you don’t have to talk to a human being while you’re there.

Any furniture store.

That young man's mustache is playing well above the 7th grade level.