Birds do it, Bees do it, even Cats do it...

Rice Krispie treat pumpkins are banned in Houston because men might use them as tiny breasts to sneak into the ladies room.

I am in the same boat. I knew you were going to write that and tried to finish you sentence before you posted it.

I don’t know - it’s like looking at a Bratz Doll.

guessing he’s queueing up the inevitable argument where he says he wasn’t convicted of rape-rape or real rape or whatever this year’s free space in rape apology bingo is called

How can I afford this? Oh I know, credit. I’ll just charge this to my credit card, and that, I’ll charge that too. I’ll charge that thing over there too!

What is it about this kid that’s so gooood?

i pretty much assumed (tortilla) chips and salsa but come on, it’s “chips and salsa”.

“Dip” to me implies cheese or sour cream (optionally + flavorings, in either).

Tacos are solid, but soft-shell corn tortillas can fuck right off. They are the aspartame of food.