We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

Dear dining public:

I was recently looking for a good dice bag. The ones I was buying online kept falling apart. So I went and bought some Crown.

I wonder what the age range of the users of that app is, likely has an impact on the result.

Try it, it is very refreshing. I tend to use douchewaffle more often, but a well deployed douchecanoe is deeply satisfying.

*makes mental note to use “douchecanoes” in sentence today

This a million times. People forget that your bridal party is doing YOU a favor. I cannot believe the expectations people are ok placing on people because it’s your wedding. I remember having this conversation with a recently engaged girl I know:

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.

Gifts aren't "supposed" to be anything except optional and well-meaning.