jesus this post was so fucking retarded I’m actually deleting my jizzmodo bookmark and closing my account. kill yourself for real this is written like a 6 year old throwing a temper tantrum because he wasn’t allowed to play. MAYBE THEY DIDN’T LET YOU PLAY BECAUSE YOU’RE A DROOLING RETARD

the hero we need

hey idiots how about we stop electing business people that just want to further their own financial interests? Fucking morons

burn in hell you worthless sack of shit

put a 90° plug on it and it’s damn near perfection

put a 90° plug on it and it’s damn near perfection

I’d give my vote to ze it’s way fucking dumber

canada checking in here, you people are fucked but you deserve it enjoy this shithole you voted yourself into

See the “up to” is moronic, they will pay you what you paid to get on the flight? What about all the other costs associated with missing a flight like time off work, lost time in paid for hotels/vacations, the general pain in the ass of having to be at the airport longer than necessary... “up to”? These fucktards…

not sure if lousy attempt at humor or just fucking retarded but that’s not a dog

yea good point all the roaches are in new york they’re unable to adapt to any other location on the planet except within the confines of new york city

ah yes they’re taking the taxi cab approach. Many consumers such as myself now refuse to use those services since we feel we should be able to make our own choices without the overpriced underdelivering incumbent trying to force our hands. If this shit keeps up I guess I’m done with traditional hotels as well, good…

I have most notifications set to badge only, so I will see the shit IF i look at the home screen. I don’t need idiotic messenger notifications ruining my day (or jackassy slack notifications ruining my weekend, for that matter)

kill yourself you fucking retard

ah yes and then they wonder why we hate the long flabby arm of the law. fuck this cop he deserves to have the book thrown at him but I’m sure as usual with these cunts he’ll get paid leave and take a vacation and come back to no consequences

“I’m going to write about a show I don’t watch and instead of watching it I’m going to whine and moan about something I don’t even know like a stupid fuck”

not sure if that title is more whiny or clickbaity but for fuck sake this reads like it was written by an autistic 4 year old throwing a tantrum over nothing

yea no shit retards there’s probably a reason your “random” screening means I’m selected 100% of the time for additional screening. That’s not random dickheads that’s racism.

wow I paid double that for this same router less than 18 months ago and it was on a black friday sale wth

wow I paid double that for this same router less than 18 months ago and it was on a black friday sale wth

lost. took me 5 or 6 tries to get through that last season it was so fucking awful by then. In the end it drove me to drink. Fuck that show

wait, what?