Oh to be 6'5" with a full head of hair would be nice. Hell yeh, I’d sport the man bun.

Don’t be a hater. Too many of those goobs runnin’ around. Of course, some NPR stories and people talking on the radio can be flat annoying. Good vibes to anyone who is actually a cool person with real character.

The problem with all non SWA boarding methods is that they don’t actually enforce the zones! I know this for a fact because every flight I’ve had, they never end up calling all the zones. They say “elite/handicap/etc.” then “zone 1"... maybe “zone 2"... and then they look up and everyone has boarded even though there…

This is sad. 1:21 isn’t even that fast. Your pace stinks. Not as bad as your character stinks though.