Can they just stop trying to make Chris Pratt a thing?

English is a living language. It changes and mutates and goes through phases. It encompasses several continents’ worth of speakers and thinkers and slang and vernacular and shitposters and trolls.

YET, WE ALL UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE PERSON MEANT

I mean, if you want to get in such a tizzy over that, technically, your statement that “words have literal meaning” doesn’t apply in this specific case because the saying is a colloquialism and does not literally refer to the act of fucking.

when you see that turkey baster chock full’a cum your mind just naturally gets to thinking “hey... i like this guy. i wonder what else he gets up to”

Why shouldn’t she be allowed to spiral out of control? She’s an adult. Plenty of adults act crazy and stupid, and they aren’t placed in indentured servitude for it. What’s more, she’s a pop star. Since when are stars not allowed to go crazy?

The counting of punches thing is straight up infantile.

Ask a 13-year-old and you’ll realize that you can still say offensive things as a 13-year-old. As an adult, you’re able to admit that you did/said dumb and offensive stuff years ago (like most of us did) and recognize how ignorant that was. That’s it. If I made fun of an immigrant classmate’s thick accent when I was…

What does CDRed’s jizz taste like?

People still rolling up and pretending Cyberpunk wasn’t far more broken than most AAA games. Crazy.

I actually bought a Switch specifically for BOTW...

How dare people derive enjoyment from a hobby. This is a gross take. Stop projecting and putting others down to satisfy your own entitlement.

Conservative: Dont tread on me

The things people will say when they think politics is just something pointless that people argue about versus something that actually has a material impact on people’s lives is always WILD.

Don’t adult warfolks say “DiE AlReaDY!” like 20 times every hour on the battlefield? You just need to do your research, man.

It’s “mature” in the same way that Duke Nukem Forever is “mature”.

I am Jack Finalfantasy and I’m here to kill Chaos

Yet somehow this still feels less like a parody than the actual trailer.

This just in, Kotaku blacklisted from future Square Enix game reviews for leaking entire working script of new Final Fantasy game.

Why do you feel the need to defend AVClub so hard? Did someone bump into it?