I’m getting a total Liv Tyler vibe from Halsey, especially in that picture.

Also, that’s not even “prost[r]ate”, since she’s on her back; the position she’s in is called “supine”.

Crying here.

Should we go chronological, alphabetical, by severity in the DSMIV, or just stick with an APA-formatted list of works consulted?

I know--their heads are usually still smooshed from the trip south (unless you had C-sections), they get baby acne straight out the gate, and they are usually cross-eyed for a few days after birth.

They have that pleasantly-bland look that all soap opera actresses have, don’t they?

Awww, I’m still gray. :(

My kids insist on calling them “poo noodles”, since it takes too much time to slow down and say both words completely.

“Pops up.”