Don't forget Evergreen! Or Oberlin!

Are you being sarcastic? They already sound like The Lemonheads with a little focus! How much more fun do you want?!?

I just couldn't get over all of the dead beavers and the general dark comedy of it all. It just went a little further than I wanted to go.

Agreed, though if the movie shares its bleak ending, I'm not sure I'll be there to see it Day 1.

Did Bay make Con Air? I really liked Con Air, that stupid stupid Forrest Gump-as-action-hero movie.

Did you know that they don't have metts outside the Midwest??? And they'll act like you are making it up: "Oh, you mean a smoked sausage…" No, I mean a damn mettwurst - they're like a giant delicious Vienna sausage!

Then it's not the water, it's the old pipes. Enjoy yr lead-laced delights!

Can I get some clarity? Brooklyn has good pizza, not NYC, right? Because all of the pizza I ever had in Manhattan and Queens was soggy bland garbage. And I was usually drunk and starving, so that is saying something. TBH, my success in Brooklyn was <50/50.

Yes.

Hm, I ate pizza in 3/5 boroughs in NYC and it was soppy and overloaded with toppings. And bland. I had to eat it with a fork every time.

You also have beaver tails and they're WAY better!

Ditto Pepper's in CH.
And Broad Street in Durham.
Now I am sad.

This must be a (sub)cultural problem of mine - I only know Michael from Faith, Freedom, Wham!, and that terrible Christmas song.

Can someone please explain why there is an insistance on equating these two? They aren't in the same league at all in any sense. I don't get it - it'd be like celebrating the music of Madonna and Paula Abdul together. Just stop it.