Wow, and I thought I was wasting my life.

Oh fuck... can we get a dedicated team of children to go to every game he goes to and steal all his balls? Just swarming over him like locusts

Ketchup enhances a dog’s flavor. Mustard only masks it, and mayo is just lubricant.

I really, really, REALLY hate it when the media does this bullshit—”including X amount of children”. It’s insulting to the other people who died—”Sorry you’re dead, but it’s not as tragic as it would be if you were a kid.”