They make a point of no one really having seen Direwolves south of the wall prior to the Winterfell Litter in a long time, and Ramsay has never marched with Greywolf and Robb, nor are we given any indication that he would have had a chance to *really* see how big a Direwolf head would actually be, so the head of the…

I was raging with Bran at that three eyed raven bro because I was SO PISSED that we got to the Tower of Joy, we SAW Howland Reed and baby Ned doing the Most against the Sword of the Morning (best sword fight in the series!), WE WERE ON THE STAIRS WITH BABY NED. And 3 eyed Raven was all “LOL NOPE! Time to go back!” I…

So in the books, there was a crew of 6 (I think) wildling ladies who inflitraited Bolton Winterfel with another bro to retrieve a person what is not in the TV Show (Fake Arya AKA Jeyne Poole AKA Sansa’s Childhood Friend living her worst life) and caused some serious trouble. I have a feeling that Osha could, if need…

Its SUCH a perfect pink (well, on screen I have no idea what that wig looks like IRL) just the sub-bubblegum tones! I can’t do pink right next to my face because all dat Irish Ruddiness is highlighted (RIP full head of deep, deep violet hair after 6 years of stubbornly refusing to acknowledge how unflattering it was…

A silver fox for EVER!

IT COULD BE A DECOY SHAGGYDOG. Shaggydog is like 100% the most wolfy Direwolf and would not go down like a punk like that. I mean RIP the decoy wolf, but I have a DEEP need for that to be true so Shaggydog can pop through that door like ‘Surprise, motherfuckers” and give Ramsay the poetically just end that any dude…

It’s surpassed Elie and actually reached Alan Rickman as Snape levels. After a lifetime of relatives pushing their thumb between my eyebrows and telling me to stop scowling (I have my first memory of this at about age 5) it’s going nowhere fast! I thought about botulinum but I have a highly effective one brow quirk…

Garcia’s orange glitter glasses would be ON MY FACE right now if they weren’t incredibly expensive *sigh* I don’t even care if it wouldn’t look as rad on me! On the sun though, I have no choice, my all consuming Irish paleness prohibits sun, all my girl cousins tried, and they all had melanomas removed in their mid to…

Pauley Perette does not age like normal humans. She has either the most amazing makeup artist in the biz or got mad lucky on the genetic front. Also oddly enough the dark hair helps and they don’t get like, too crazy with her goth makeup! But even as an actual teen I couldn’t pull off half the clothes they put her or…

I’m quite a bit older than Madge’s kids and entering that awkward “Wait, what the hell am I supposed to wear? Why is there no guide to transitioning into Adult Middle Age when you were a Goth teen?” time of life. (I’m going to stick with my standard “vibe” since Jessica Jones made it cool. And I mean the Jessica look…

It is hard for me to watch Madonna, as she and my Ma are around the same age and appear to have gone through the same like, “life cycles.” Alternately: my mother has been stealthily copying Madge without her knowing it about a month ahead of every “transformation” I gotta say that the “Music” and “Hard Candy” phases…

Was it “Lock In” because there was a similar premise there, that people with the “lock in” syndrome might have their, neural network implant “hacked” and be flooded with ads all the time in the web based interface space they have for socializing or being alone, or alternately that the software patches used to maintain…

I mean come on! Look at our history of dance! There’s no funky flow. Take my people, the Irish, all our famous folk dancing involves keeping the hands firmly planted on the hips or straight down most of the time and just doing wacky insane shit with our feet, often in formation. I have relatives who have participated…

He carved her so many toys! Shireen (AKA: Galapagos AKA: Lizard face) was the Westerosi one girl Literacy Campaign. And you learn to read, and you learn to read, you all learn to...oh wait my dad needs me this won’t be horrifying at all!

the Kings Moot story line is the WOOOORST. Aside from like chapters on chapters on chapters of vivid descriptions of Eurons unique brand of douchebaggery and Asha/Yara bashing (harharhar women? Leading? Never gonna happen, lets play a game where we stab around our fingers!). I hope they don’t linger on it because I…

Probably not at all unless it chafes Walder Frey that he paid out Walda’s weight in silver as a dowry and also married her to the Lord Warden of the North and then the legitimized bastard done took away Walder’s prestige as Bride Provider to the Lords of the North. Because it wasn’t about the girls (he can’t remember…

He was the best Lord Vetenari and he didn’t even have to dye his hair to get there. I literally only started watching the TV version of GoT because of him.

He’s TRYING OK?! I feel very defensive of Peter Dinklage’s attempt at an English Accent of Some Kind. I mean after 5 seasons I’d hoped for some improvement but he’s still acting the shit out of this role! I’m not entirely sure there could ever be a “stealth American” like there are “stealth Brits” see: Brody on…

No widespread fan theory I’ve heard of aside from a “tinfoil” theory that Davos is actually either Azor Ashai (sp? the Jesusy type guy Melisandre thought Stannos was reppin’) or Lightbringer (the sword of AA) incarnate. Stannos is just a straight up baller and also sensible as FUUUUCK which in my thinking makes him…

The personal theory Husbandperson and I developed last night while comparing Drogo to other Khals is that Drogo, being much beefier than pretty much any other khal pictured thus far, must be REALLY into Crossfit (or the horselord equivalent). So he probably talks about it ALL THE TIME andeveryone in the khalissar were…