As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

Ah, a Putin defender, they always lurk around. And I bet this one has escaped to the west, too.

I actually haven't heard of that one. Never experienced that problem with WRX. Other problems, certainly, but not that.

I'd be more upset about the people screaming. I would hate to be trying to keep my kids relaxed while grown men and women scream.

Why do girls find it necessary to scream bloody murder at every thing that's a little scary? I wish people realized how safe flying is and how very very unlikely it is that they'll ever be in a plane crash.

Screw minivans.

I hope that tech never reaches an actual production car. While I'm all for clean and even minimalist design, there are some functions that should always be controlled by a physical button or knob.

Yep. And Shovel Knight is an NES game.

So Volkswagen, a company that is known for electrical issues (or so I hear), is debuting a motor with an electric turbocharger. Should be interesting

That may be one of the more boring Ring records I've ever seen. He really didn't do anything too crazy on it. Yeah he was going quick, but not any worse than "that guy" during the morning commute. Stopped at red lights, didn't accelerate too quickly, really didn't seem to be going that fast most of the time.

Going from the airport to the stadium?

You're doing a very accurate job of speaking for yourself.

Probably because you should be one of the squids dying in a fire.

Dear Squids,

Given the close proximity to that many other cars, it's not an unreasonable charge.

None.. None cars. People always claim ridiculous mileage numbers because of a glance at the instant MPGs and not an average over a trip. It's rubbish.

Please don't feed the trolls. Just ignore Steve - he hasn't quite figured out how the rest of the world works.

A "mistake" is when someone farts and shits their pants.